T E X T P E C T A T I O N
As defined by Urban Dictionary: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

We've all been there. Hot guy or girl, hot prospect for a date, you finally get the nerve to text over something with cojones, and now you wait. The internal dialogue is usually something along these lines:

Did it go over correctly? Did it sound too pushy? Am I a creep for sending that message? Oh, wait, maybe they are showing it to their friends and they are laughing at me. Great, now I really blew it! What an idiot I am! What was I thinking?! I was trying to play it so cool and I had to go and--

--wait--new text message...

Sweet, I knew they would be into it! I am WIN. Today I claim victory and sit upon my mount as a champion. I fucking rock.

Feel the burn.